Your cheeks will thank you....all four of them!

"There's a serious problem in your bathroom that you're not even aware of. After your bath or shower, you might be drying your face with the same part of the towel that dried your butt the day before. Or worse yet, it might have dried someone else's butt!
Think about it... using an ordinary towel, you have a fifty-percent chance of getting a face full of butt-tainted terry cloth. Yes, it's revolting, but Stupid.com has a solution.
The ingenious Butt-Face Towel brings sanitary sanity back into your bathroom. It's a quality, terry cloth bath towel with two clearly labeled ends. As you can see in the photos, one half is white with the word "FACE" boldly embroidered. The other end is brown (good color choice) and is embroidered with the word "BUTT."
Simple, no? Each end of the Butt-Face Towel knows its place. The portion you use on your butt and, er, nether regions need never make the revolting journey up to your face again.
The Butt-Face Towel is as well-made as it is practical. It's 100% cotton and measures about 44" x 25". It makes a thoughtful gift, but don't forget to get one for yourself. Your cheeks will thank you -- all four of them"!

On a different note I cracked up yesterday when Audrey was saying the blessing on the food. "......thank you for the dinner, and sorry that mom burned the muffins....".

I played a million games of dodgeball last night at the church with all the young men. It was basically deacons, teachers (and their leaders) against priests and leaders. It was viscous! I brought these little rubber utility balls (grapefruit size) that we got for Carter for Christmas. They were the weapon of choice for most of the young men because you could launch them like scud missiles! One of the priests looked just like Randy Johnson pitching strikes at the little deacons who were helplessly taking brutal body shots from 100 mph minny utility balls. Even the bishop came into the gym dressed in him church clothes and took some shots at opposing players. It was a blast, but my shoulder has never hurt soooooo much. At the end of the night I was kicking balls at kids because my shoulder was so sore. The crazy thing is, is that the deacons and teachers won most of the games. Ben Gaby has obviously spent some serious time invested in mastering the art of dodgeballing because he was unstoppable. He could move, dodge, throw, and catch oncoming attacks like you wouldn't believe. I am sure the chicks on the play ground thought he was king back in the day. I am sure that ever young man there woke up this morning feeling like they had been beat by a bar of soap wrapped up in a tube sock. It was a fun activity.